OK > 3, 2, 1, GO!

b0lting:

i cut her hair again y’all ✂️

rabbithaver:

fjordfolk:

fjordfolk:

i know this isn’t the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

ignorethisatyourperil:

a reminder that ursula le guin’s writing schedule was the best writing schedule.

koothebird:

Heterophobic mouse parents talking to their kid who just came out as straight like “It’s Tom and Jerry, NOT Tom and Mary!”

trashboat:

moseby:

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

phight-club:

bi-rex:

which one is dan and which one is phil again?

no one knows for sure. they’re kinda vague about it and there’s a lot of speculation going on. whatever the case is, it’s really none of our business.

anphivenas:

anphivenas:

How do i get out of this

deckardv:

shoutout to the one dude who was doing a presentation in my class and was about to explain a specific topic, and said “let me break it down for you” and just started breakdancing. in the middle of his presentation. and then continued on with the presentation as normal. dude’s a legend. this is a university class btw

shabbytigers:

dappercyborg:

i-wear-the-cheese:

hammerhome:

xiiidarkside:

inaturalist-unofficial:

manchineel perfec t place for rest under in rain

shade very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put human under Manchineel Tree. Put Human Under Manchineel Tree. no problems ever under mancchineel tree because good Taste and Sweet fruit for tired hungry human. Amanchineel Tree yes a place for a human put human under manchineel tree can trust manchineel for giveing good shelter to human. friend manchineel

I love the manchineel so much, the wood is toxic, the bark is toxic, if you burn it the smoke is toxic, if you shelter underneath it in the rain the water running off the leaves is toxic, the fruit, which is pleasantly sweet, is incredibly toxic

Although the plant is toxic to many birds and other animals, the black-spined iguana (Ctenosaura similis) is known to eat the fruit and even live among the limbs of the tree.

there’s always that one contrarian wise guy

gragam:

actually in tears laughing at oregon sword